Showing posts with label bad. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

When old school crushes...go terribly wrong...

I was once upon a time very much obsessed with Devante Swing...(dont judge me...) I even ran into him once on the street in manhattan and damn near lost it...(granted I was like 14) Anyhoo...

I just dont get HOW...u go from this level of fineness.. (in my pre-teen'd opinion at the time..)




to this...









I'm sorry..He looks like drugs. :(

Monday, June 22, 2009

P.S.A

This site is a hoooooot mess! www.messdressed.com.

Take a look, check it out u might see someone u recognize....sadly..I did...(true story)

Peace!

Thursday, January 15, 2009

A kiss...

Can speak volumes...There's so much u can get from a kiss...

This is more of a Q&A post...I LOVE to kiss...and EVERYONE thinks they're good at it. I have yet to meet a guy that thinks hes an OK kisser, or a not so good kisser.

Like guys...(or girls) Where do you put your hands when u kiss her?, Do you start softer and work your way up? Do you have more than one technique? I mean I've kissed a few TOADS in my life. NOTHING kills the moment more than a horrible, sloppy, awkward ass kiss...

SMH...

OK so tell me your stories...

But just so not so common sense tips kids...

Dry Lips...no!
Too wet...NO!
Bad Breath...HEEEEEELL no!

Let me hear them...

But
I'll go first...and the WORST ever will remain anonymous and it was the sloppiest, wettest, more disgusting thing I've ever experienced. I mean literally...my CHIN was wet...MY CHIN! Dude i don't even have big lips so i was like wtf?!
I even opened my eyes to see if he was serious! Like...he had to be messin with me...But nope! He was dead ass...

"sigh...shame cuz he was sooooooooooo damn cute!

Guys...if you don't know what you're doing, tell us...we'll be happy to help. And trust we'd prefer it over u tryin to swallow our faces....

Peace!