What IS sexy...Mens Edition 2011

It came to me real randomly...( oh and hey...I been hardcore neglecting this blog, so to those that'll read it, my bad. To those that don't I'm sure you didn't notice I was gone anyway...now back to the subject at hand...)

I was watching "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" and there was a scene where Johnny Depp and what's her face were in the kitchen yadda yadda yadda, fast forward to her coming up behind him, pushing his hair to the side attempting to kiss him. I noticed his jawline like instantly! ( Duh who hasn't) But in that scene, since it was a close up and you couldn't even see his whole face I was like...Damn! A chiseled jawline on a man is sexy as hell!!

So enter the blog topic...what is sexy...(to you)...well really to me since it's MY blog...but you get the idea. I don't mean the obvious sexy either, not a six pack, or hella muscles, truth be told I'm not a fan of real muscular guys...but the subtle stuff you don't always spot right away.

Look at the strong jaw...mad sexy eff what ya heard...


Next thing that crossed my mind I guess might be kinda obvious is some nice lips...I LOVE lips. Some unattractive ass men have some SEXY lips...Truth be told if they're that nice don't let me have a few drinks cause I can tune you out easy and just watch them move...mad shallow I know but ah well...it's a shallow kind of day...lol
And i don't mean some L.L type soup coolers...but some nice full sexy..."sigh ok lemmie stop lol
I DO have 2 homeboys that have some of the nicest lips in the game, but the streets are watching so their pics won't appear here lol. But til I can find a comparable celeb shot I'll post...Omarion...lol
Truth be told he's not in the least bit attractive to me...But his lips...yup!
Full bottom one + nicely shaped top one...= mmmmmm mmmm good.


Next we have
...(um whats that area on a guy called...like his upper back but along his shoulder leading to his neck or whatever...) I know I'm describing it all kinds of wrong but I'll show you...

See the muscle coming out the top of the sweater...YES and yes!!


See THIS is the stuff I see on men fully clothed and in the most innocent of situations that'll cause my spidey sense to start tingling....hmmmm...let me see if I can think up a 4th....

Actually nah, I'll stop there, that's my top 3. Feel free to post yours.... ;-)

Deuces!

Chatter Box..

I swear my blog is straight pornish there days, maybe it'll calm down once the weather cools down...But presently lets talk sex..(again) I've never been much of a rambler/chatterbox during sex...The heavy breathing or the occasional mumble usually works fine for me...My thing is as long as I know youre enjoying it...I'm good. Wether i can tell by the look on your face...or your breathing...ooooooor the way ur holding me I'm good...

Eyes squeezed shut, biting your lip,or hell even biting mine...yeah thumbs up.

But what IS wack to me is the cliche lines some guys choose to drop...For me talking can be a bonus depending on what your saying...But the wong words are an instant turnoff.

1.Dont ask me your name...Chances are I'm not gonna say it cuz u just made it corny and truthfully if u were DOING the damn thing i'm gonna say it on my own anyway...

2.Dont ask me who's my daddy...corniest shyt EVER said during sex. No ur not my daddy, that'd be gross and illegal, and i dont want to think of my dad or anything dad related when pipe is being laid...please and thank u.

3. Dont' ask me who's it is...refer to number 1. How bout you try telling me it yours! A lil agression and a lil cockiness (no pun) never killed anyone.

If you want to get the juices flowing more than they already are gentlemen get a lil creative...no too wordy...but creative.

How do we feel?

How do you feel inside us?

Are we tight,wet, do we taste good...THINK a lil...We'll eat that shyt up.

And DONT be even louder than we are...no bueno...at least not for me...Cuz I WILL stop and look at you crazy.

Now truth be told not all guys are talkers...so if this isnt you, no worries...Then your action has to pick up the slack.

A lil hair pulling (mines real so it's ok i promise)not just when you're hittin it from the back...during a passionate kiss? If I like you enough to smoke your pole (don't try to gag me tho or its pretty much a wrap)

How bout that heavy breathing...on my neck,by my ears...INSTANT CHILLS!
Every woman has the knee weakening spot...find hers dammit! This kind of research will pay off trust me!

I can't give all my info away...But atmosphere plays a big role too. We're not daft...don't call it "making love" and dont set the scene for that kind of night when we know damn well...IT'S NOT THAT KIND OF NIGHT.

Dosent mean we don't love you, but sometimes I want to have sex...



And sometimes I wanna make love...



But that's off topic...Men that chatter too much during sex turn me off. I'm not a rambler either but trust you'll know when you're on point.

But guys i'm curious...ladies too...What works for you? What things do u say or like to hear during sex?

What things are a no-no?

Whats the best/worst thing someones said to you in the moment?

DEUCES!!!

Wtf- ism.....of the Day.

This was my exact convo with my boy (ahem') Via text..

Him : Hey to you too...

Me: Um, Random....Hi how are u?

Him: chillin thanks for responding THIS TIME. You didnt reply to my forward

INSERT HERE :I don't do forwards, I think they're wack as hell. I stopped doing those in like 02'

Me: I was at work and I don't usually respond to forwards. You took that personal?

Him: Yeah but you couldve made an exception cuz it was me...

INSERT HERE: Exception to WHAT exactly...

Me: Well it was a FORWARD so I thought you sent that out to everyone not just me.

Him: I don't send messages out to everyone about huggin them...what I look like a bisexual?

INSERT HERE: MY blank stare... :-| and before I could text back...

Him: I'm NOT!!!

INSERT HERE:Whoa kimosabe...U sure abt that...Cuz I'm not all of a sudden *raised eyebrow*

Me: Umm....bisexual? No (not til now) I just didn't think I was the only girl you sent it to

Him: You my babygirl OK?

INSERT HERE: What just happened?...Something you wanna share my dude? Now this is when i ask myself WHY I'm even entertaining this madness...had to be due to IMMENSE boredom at work.

Me: ...uh...well sorry I didnt respond.

Now....WHEN exactly did dudes become this sensitive and butt-hurt acting?!

This shyt is Soooooooooooooooooooo not cute!

OK don't get me wrong, I love a man that can express himself properly when his emotions come into play. Be it through actions, or verbally. Nothing more attractive than a man that can EXPRESS how he feels about u.

But this shyt right here?! COME ON!!!!

SMDH. So after a little more back and forth random banter...

Me: Well I'm at work sooo...

Him: I would give u a nice body massage when u got home and a nice bubble bath. I would bathe you and put u in your night clothes on for my hard working queen

INSERT HERE :Me gaggin, cuz aside from that being all kinds of grammatically wrong, It was wack as hell...smh


ME: Awwww ( didn't know what the hell else to say to that)

Him: I like to see you smile. (Did I say I was smiling?)I remember your smile

Me: OK look at u tryin to make me blush... ( yeah i was bullshittin slightly, but so what? )

Him: Y would u say that?! y don't u think i care for you as much as I do?! y is that so hard for you to notice?!


INSERT HERE: Um...WHAT?! Wait...did he just come at me on some real emo shyt!? Is this what its all about now?!

Me: um...u ok? I was jokin...

Him: O, OK baby


INSERT HERE: Now this is just ONE convo I chose to share.But this madness has been QUITE common for 09'. So Color me confuzuled.


I've been encountering all kinds of madness when it comes to the gentlemen this year. And I'm not quite sure what is causing it. Venus in retrograde? Jupiter aligned with Mars? Some other such tom-foolery...Or just one big huge practical joke that EVERYONE but me is in on?

Guys...I love ya'll. I truly do. My closest friends in the world actually are guys ( aside from my mommy :). I'm a sap.)

Anyway...PULL YOUR PANTIES UP!! THIS SHYT ISN'T SEXY IN THE LEAST! Ya'll are coming off just a hair too bitchtastic for my taste...
....aaaaaaaaaaaaaand exhale...

I just had to vent and get that off my chest.

Peace!

PSA

A man is only gonna work as hard to gain your attention as you MAKE him work...So don't get mad at HIM for it when you know you didn't establish yourself from the START...

If you were letting him call sayin "I'm on the way" without him even askin if you were busy first (cuz u were just glad he wanted to see you period)....Don't get mad that now he just assumes poppin up on you is cool.

Don't get mad that he's callin you in the middle of the night (booty call hours) now...When you were MORE than willing to pick up the phone WHENEVER he called before (cuz u were glad he was even callin u period)

Don't get mad that he just wants to come chill at the crib rather than go out now...when before he used to ask what you wanted to do and your answer was always "i don't care as long as I'm with u" (um...yeah)

I could go on...But my point is...Ladies step YOUR game up!...Don't blame 'ole boy for treating you the way u been LETTING him...thats truth. A man is ALWAYS gonna do what you LET him do...(or what you allow him to get away with )

I've been guilty of this...EVERY woman has...But you grow up, look back and CORRECT that situation....

The way I see it now...is don't come at me half assed and figure that's good enough (or ur FINE enough) that halfway effort will suffice...it wont...(and you'll get ur feelings hurt)

Don't call to say you're on the way when I didn't ASK you to come over, Don't ask me to chill and have NOTHING planned for us to do...

Don't call me at 2am (to see what I'm doing...*blank-stare*) When at 2pm you're not a "phone person"...

Thats all I have to say about that (Forrest Gump voice)

Deuces!

errrr...

You ever find that sometimes...the longer you look at something you realize that you don't really want/need it anymore....Men included....

I'm just sayin.


Peace.

Hot and bothered...

Yeah women get that way too..I think I'm hormonal..or maybe just a horn dog today...

But sometimes....there's just something....

And trust me...it has nothing to do how FINE dude is...( cuz trust I don't find all these to be attractive...)

But sometimes...the sex appeal...is undeniable!!

Ladies...feel me on this...when u see dude bite his lip, when he's all sweaty...SHUT UP!




I'mma let the pics speak for them selves

But just imagine the dude YOU'RE feelin in these pics...and you'll get what I'm takin about today...














"sigh..Yeah...

I think I have a phone call to make...

Deuces!!

My eye candy..

Ok so I have a real weakness for men with pretty skin, and pretty teeth...so this will be a 100% superficial post......

( ok so this isnt a good representation of his skin or teeth...but aint he sexy?!)


OK REFOCUS!

He's got some of the smoothest skin I think I've ever seen on a grown man...and his teeth!? I wonder if he's ever had braces, cuz they're PERFECT!



(I wasnt able to find a pic that do his teeth justice, so just take my word...lol)

ok on to the next specimen...

T.I..."sigh...look how smooth...

( and yeah jerks I know alot of celeb photos are retouched...I WORK in a freakin studio)
But peep any of their candid shots..the skin is just CLEAR...real pretty...



and the teeth...His smile makes ME smile...lol




The Rock...(a.k.a Dwayne Johnson..) LORD HAVE MERCY!! Ok his body is pure madness!! "sigh...but look at his SKIN...its so PRETTY...makes u wanna touch it huh?




and his smile...(fans myself...)



Will Smith...(ok are any words needed?)




and the smile....




And Gone but never forgotten..at least by me...

Tupac..(this pic quality sucks...but his features/skin were beautiful!



And the smile... [=




And please don't think I'm partial to lighter skin..(not that I give a turd if u think that...lol)

But pretty white teeth against smooth black skin...(chills)

Tyrese...Even though I'm not a fan...Cant deny the physical..look how smooth it is...





and those TEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!...



I could go on, but I'll stop there...

Gentelmen..if you're reading this...Us girls DO notice the skin, we DO check out the pearly whites...Just in case you think we don't...There's nothing like a well groomed man that can keep himself up.

Peace!