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I'm re-posting this one cuz frankly I loved it...lol.
27 Logical Reasons you Should Preform Oral Sex in the Morning.
More oral sex should take place in the morning. In a perfect world each day would start off with oral sex because after head, everything else is less important. Ladies imagine if instead of your alarm clock, your man woke you up to a tongue spanking. You won’t have to roll over and smack your hand against the snooze button, but instead you can grab the back of your guys head and press your lady parts against his mouth. Fellas imagine waking up to slurps and a wet crotch instead of that annoying buzzing! Wouldn’t that be great. So to all the couples out there and people who plan on waking up next to someone in the near future here is a list of reasons and things to say in order to get more oral sex in the morning.
Truth and Comedy...gotta love it!!