Him : Hey to you too...
Me: Um, Random....Hi how are u?
Him: chillin thanks for responding THIS TIME. You didnt reply to my forward
INSERT HERE :I don't do forwards, I think they're wack as hell. I stopped doing those in like 02'
Me: I was at work and I don't usually respond to forwards. You took that personal?
Him: Yeah but you couldve made an exception cuz it was me...
INSERT HERE: Exception to WHAT exactly...
Me: Well it was a FORWARD so I thought you sent that out to everyone not just me.
Him: I don't send messages out to everyone about huggin them...what I look like a bisexual?
INSERT HERE: MY blank stare... :-| and before I could text back...
Him: I'm NOT!!!
INSERT HERE:Whoa kimosabe...U sure abt that...Cuz I'm not all of a sudden *raised eyebrow*
Him: You my babygirl OK?
INSERT HERE: What just happened?...Something you wanna share my dude? Now this is when i ask myself WHY I'm even entertaining this madness...had to be due to IMMENSE boredom at work.
Me: ...uh...well sorry I didnt respond.
Now....WHEN exactly did dudes become this sensitive and butt-hurt acting?!
This shyt is Soooooooooooooooooooo not cute!
OK don't get me wrong, I love a man that can express himself properly when his emotions come into play. Be it through actions, or verbally. Nothing more attractive than a man that can EXPRESS how he feels about u.
But this shyt right here?! COME ON!!!!
Me: Well I'm at work sooo...
Him: I would give u a nice body massage when u got home and a nice bubble bath. I would bathe you and put u in your night clothes on for my hard working queen
INSERT HERE :Me gaggin, cuz aside from that being all kinds of grammatically wrong, It was wack as hell...smh
Him: I like to see you smile. (Did I say I was smiling?)I remember your smile
Me: OK look at u tryin to make me blush... ( yeah i was bullshittin slightly, but so what? )
Me: um...u ok? I was jokin...
Him: O, OK baby
INSERT HERE: Now this is just ONE convo I chose to share.But this madness has been QUITE common for 09'. So Color me confuzuled.
I've been encountering all kinds of madness when it comes to the gentlemen this year. And I'm not quite sure what is causing it. Venus in retrograde? Jupiter aligned with Mars? Some other such tom-foolery...Or just one big huge practical joke that EVERYONE but me is in on?
Guys...I love ya'll. I truly do. My closest friends in the world actually are guys ( aside from my mommy :). I'm a sap.)
Anyway...PULL YOUR PANTIES UP!! THIS SHYT ISN'T SEXY IN THE LEAST! Ya'll are coming off just a hair too bitchtastic for my taste...
I just had to vent and get that off my chest.